Adventure One : The Pool
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trinkdufreakTitle: The Adventures of the Evil Bunny
Chapter: 1/5
Season: 1
Pairing: Friendship Onew/Minho
Rating: R (for intense fowl language)
Summary: The animal kingdom is not what you think it is. it is full of fowl cussing bunnies, dumb adorable huskies, soothing pandas, and even non-existent T-Rexs.
A/N: do not take anything seriously. this is straigth crack. you have to imagine the evil bunnies voice in a high shrill voice that is always angry, the puppies is simply high and happy. the rest, use your imagination. me and friend used ours, and look where we got? we got an award kick ass bunny who WILL kick your ass.
Disclaimer: We dont own SHINee, or Arashi, or 2pm, but we own the evil bunny and all of the animals. they are our homies.
Adventure One: The Swimming Pool
The swimming pool is definitely something evil. Which is probably why Onew the bunny hates it. He does hate things that are exactly like him. He hates it even more because it mats his soft fluffy white fur.
Plus Jong the T-rex loves the pool. Just another reason to hate it!
So why is he at the pool at this moment?
While taking his nap in Taemin the kangaroo’s pouch, he suddenly realized he was falling out.
“What the hell?” he asked as he hit the ground. His white coat covered in dirt.
Suddenly he looked over and found he was actually at the community animal swimming pool.
“What the? Why the hell are we here Taemin?” he asked the kangaroo.
“Im thirsty!” Taemin smiled and began to drink from it.
“Oh hell no! Get me back to my bunny hole! I don’t want to be here damnit!” he protested. Taemin ignored him and continued to drink.
“Look you oversized rodent! I will-” he was cut off by an abnormally large paw swooping him up. It was Sho the panda. Onew the bunny fought to get out of his grip.
“Hi Onew!” Minho the puppy said from Sho the pandas other paw. Minho the puppy was mighty comfy against the pandas fur.
“No! Sho put me down! I wanna go back to me and my bunny hole!” he squirmed.
“Would you shut up? Some people are trying to rest here.” Key the leopard said from the poolside.
“Shut up! I will-”
“Shhh.” Sho the panda rubbed Onew the bunny against his fur.
“Noooooo, ah it feels so good…but I need to be at my bunny hole~” Onew the bunny started to relax with the panda.
“You and your what?” the leopard asked.
“ME AND MY BUNNY HOLE!” Onew the bunny screamed at the top of his lungs.
“You and your what?”
“I said, me and my---oh you sick leopard! Go drown!”
“Shhh” Sho the panda petted him. Onew defiantly snuggled into the panda’s fur.
“Oh hey Jong!” Minho the puppy smiled up.
“Oh fuck no.” Onew the bunny sat up. There came Jong the T-rex and his huge ass. If there was anyone he hated more, it was Jong.
“Rawr!” Jong replied to Onew’s comment.
“No! Up yours fat ass!” Onew the bunny flipped him off with his fuzzy finger.
“Shhh” the panda petted the evil bunny again.
“Is this Kansas?” a very annoying voice said right near the evil bunnies ear. Of course it was Wooyoung the meerkat. That annoying ass.
“No its not! And its not my bunny hole either! You god damn pricks! And stop looking at me you stupid ass fox!” the evil bunny pointed at Nino the fox laying next to Key the Leopard.
“Does he know he is the size of one of your paws?” Nino the fox asked Key.
“nope.” key lapped water.
“If you wanna talk shit, say it to my face mother fucker!” The bunny was screaming.
“Shh.” Sho said once again.
“Oh shut the hell up. I am calm now.” Onew closed his eyes and accepted the bottle carrot from Sho and began to nibble the orange vegetable.
Until it was gone.
“What the fuck!!!” Onew the bunny sat up to catch Aiba the raccoon in mid run.
“You piece of shit! Gimme my ba ba back!” Onew lunged for him. Aiba only responded by sticking out his tongue and running away.
“Nooooo!!!! Ah fuck my life! Hey stop laughing you damn penguin! Who the fuck are you?” Onew asked the penguin in the pool.
“How do you not know Jun the penguin?” Key asked. He had moved from his spot at the pool to a branch in a tree.
“Oh shut the fuck up. No one asked you pussy!” Onew said.
“Who are you talking to?” Minho asked from across Sho.
“Oh don’t you start with the damn Who’s. ay where the fuck is that annoying owl anyways?” onew peered around. Not one day went by with out Onew the evil bunny and Nich the owl getting into a two hour argument. All nich did was question Onew.
“Nichkun? He is sleeping.” Minho piped.
“Fucking dumb puppy. Shut up.” Onew glared. To his surprise Minho began to tear up.
“Oh don’t give me those puppy eyes.” Onew said. Sho squeezed him tightly.
“Ah what the hell Sho! You-” he stopped when he realized sho was glaring down at him.
“What?” Onew questioned. Sho briefly petted the whimpering Minho. His eyes the size of wet saucers.
“Oh shit. My bad. “ Onew petted the puppies paw. Minho sniffled and tried to stop crying.
“Ay Taemin? Hey! Hey asshole! Ya you rodent! You almost done? I wanna go to my bunny hole!” Taemin simply ignored him again and continued to drink water.
“Ugh asshole.” Onew snuggled into Sho’s fur.
“Woot!” Minho suddenly yelled. His little paws flailing all around.
“What the fuck are you excited about?” Onew looked around.
“Go Jong Go! Cannonball!” Minho cheered as he clapped his paws together. To Onews horror the ginormous dinosaur bent over as if to jump in to the pool. His ass was bigger than the whole god damn pool!
“NOOOOOO!” Onew panicked and kicked to get out of Shos arms.
“Shh. Everything is ok.” Sho soothed.
“NOooooooo! Its not! Its not! Let me go!” Onew screamed.
“Cannonball! Cannonball!” MInho began to do a small cheer dance.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO CANNONBALLS! NO JONG! STOP!” Onew began to suffocate as Sho pressed him more in to his fur. Jong pushed off his legs and went flying in to the air.
“NO! NO! NOOOO! “ Onew watched the over grown reptile fly through the air.
“Oh fuck my life.” Onew mumbled.
“Rawwwrr!” Jong the T-Rex yelled as he hit the water. A tsunami arose and washed over all the animals at the community pool.
Onew the bunny was left with a completely wet fur coat. pissed as hell.
“Ah how refreshing!” Minho cheered.
“Let. Me. The. Fuck. Go.” Onew the bunny kicked out of Sho’s arms. splash. Splash. Splash. Onew couldn’t even hop to his full potential. He hopped right over to Jong who sat in a now empty pool.
“You asshole! What the hell is your problem!” the evil bunny pointed at the dumbfound dino.
“Rawr?” Jong asked.
“What the fuck do you mean what? You got me all wet you fat ass!”
“Rawr Rawr!” Jong argued.
“Oh screw you! I will kick your ass!” Onew jumped closer to the T-rex. Jong flinched.
“Does he realize he is a small bunny?” Nino the fox asked Key the leopard.
“Oh no he is not a bunny! He is an annoying fuzz ball!”
“Who the hell you calling fuzz ball pussy! Shut the fuck up! And you, you huge ass scaley dumb prick! I am gonna kick your ASS!” Onew began to hop toward the scared T-rex. He was close to reaching him, when a paw swiped him up. And he was stuffed into Taemin the kangaroo’s pouch.
“What the fuck! Oh now your done? Oh probably cuz there is no more water in the pool!” Onew threw an accusing look at Jong.
“C’mon Evil Bunny! We go to your Evil Bunny layer!” Taemin smiled.
“it’s a bunny hole you prick! And I am not evil!” Onew screams.
“Shut up fuzz ball!” Key growled.
“I --will--get--- you---fuckers---later---Taemin stop jumping would you? Cant you just walk your ass?” Onew complained.
Everyone let out deep sighs as Onew’s screaming faded into the distance.
“Bye Evil Bunny! See you later!” Minho excitedly waved.
“Bye Minho!” Onew yelled happily back
“What the fuck?” everyone said.
“He likeeeees meee!” Minho clapped.
Another day with the Evil Bunny done.
Chapter: 1/5
Season: 1
Pairing: Friendship Onew/Minho
Rating: R (for intense fowl language)
Summary: The animal kingdom is not what you think it is. it is full of fowl cussing bunnies, dumb adorable huskies, soothing pandas, and even non-existent T-Rexs.
A/N: do not take anything seriously. this is straigth crack. you have to imagine the evil bunnies voice in a high shrill voice that is always angry, the puppies is simply high and happy. the rest, use your imagination. me and friend used ours, and look where we got? we got an award kick ass bunny who WILL kick your ass.
Disclaimer: We dont own SHINee, or Arashi, or 2pm, but we own the evil bunny and all of the animals. they are our homies.
Adventure One: The Swimming Pool
The swimming pool is definitely something evil. Which is probably why Onew the bunny hates it. He does hate things that are exactly like him. He hates it even more because it mats his soft fluffy white fur.
Plus Jong the T-rex loves the pool. Just another reason to hate it!
So why is he at the pool at this moment?
While taking his nap in Taemin the kangaroo’s pouch, he suddenly realized he was falling out.
“What the hell?” he asked as he hit the ground. His white coat covered in dirt.
Suddenly he looked over and found he was actually at the community animal swimming pool.
“What the? Why the hell are we here Taemin?” he asked the kangaroo.
“Im thirsty!” Taemin smiled and began to drink from it.
“Oh hell no! Get me back to my bunny hole! I don’t want to be here damnit!” he protested. Taemin ignored him and continued to drink.
“Look you oversized rodent! I will-” he was cut off by an abnormally large paw swooping him up. It was Sho the panda. Onew the bunny fought to get out of his grip.
“Hi Onew!” Minho the puppy said from Sho the pandas other paw. Minho the puppy was mighty comfy against the pandas fur.
“No! Sho put me down! I wanna go back to me and my bunny hole!” he squirmed.
“Would you shut up? Some people are trying to rest here.” Key the leopard said from the poolside.
“Shut up! I will-”
“Shhh.” Sho the panda rubbed Onew the bunny against his fur.
“Noooooo, ah it feels so good…but I need to be at my bunny hole~” Onew the bunny started to relax with the panda.
“You and your what?” the leopard asked.
“ME AND MY BUNNY HOLE!” Onew the bunny screamed at the top of his lungs.
“You and your what?”
“I said, me and my---oh you sick leopard! Go drown!”
“Shhh” Sho the panda petted him. Onew defiantly snuggled into the panda’s fur.
“Oh hey Jong!” Minho the puppy smiled up.
“Oh fuck no.” Onew the bunny sat up. There came Jong the T-rex and his huge ass. If there was anyone he hated more, it was Jong.
“Rawr!” Jong replied to Onew’s comment.
“No! Up yours fat ass!” Onew the bunny flipped him off with his fuzzy finger.
“Shhh” the panda petted the evil bunny again.
“Is this Kansas?” a very annoying voice said right near the evil bunnies ear. Of course it was Wooyoung the meerkat. That annoying ass.
“No its not! And its not my bunny hole either! You god damn pricks! And stop looking at me you stupid ass fox!” the evil bunny pointed at Nino the fox laying next to Key the Leopard.
“Does he know he is the size of one of your paws?” Nino the fox asked Key.
“nope.” key lapped water.
“If you wanna talk shit, say it to my face mother fucker!” The bunny was screaming.
“Shh.” Sho said once again.
“Oh shut the hell up. I am calm now.” Onew closed his eyes and accepted the bottle carrot from Sho and began to nibble the orange vegetable.
Until it was gone.
“What the fuck!!!” Onew the bunny sat up to catch Aiba the raccoon in mid run.
“You piece of shit! Gimme my ba ba back!” Onew lunged for him. Aiba only responded by sticking out his tongue and running away.
“Nooooo!!!! Ah fuck my life! Hey stop laughing you damn penguin! Who the fuck are you?” Onew asked the penguin in the pool.
“How do you not know Jun the penguin?” Key asked. He had moved from his spot at the pool to a branch in a tree.
“Oh shut the fuck up. No one asked you pussy!” Onew said.
“Who are you talking to?” Minho asked from across Sho.
“Oh don’t you start with the damn Who’s. ay where the fuck is that annoying owl anyways?” onew peered around. Not one day went by with out Onew the evil bunny and Nich the owl getting into a two hour argument. All nich did was question Onew.
“Nichkun? He is sleeping.” Minho piped.
“Fucking dumb puppy. Shut up.” Onew glared. To his surprise Minho began to tear up.
“Oh don’t give me those puppy eyes.” Onew said. Sho squeezed him tightly.
“Ah what the hell Sho! You-” he stopped when he realized sho was glaring down at him.
“What?” Onew questioned. Sho briefly petted the whimpering Minho. His eyes the size of wet saucers.
“Oh shit. My bad. “ Onew petted the puppies paw. Minho sniffled and tried to stop crying.
“Ay Taemin? Hey! Hey asshole! Ya you rodent! You almost done? I wanna go to my bunny hole!” Taemin simply ignored him again and continued to drink water.
“Ugh asshole.” Onew snuggled into Sho’s fur.
“Woot!” Minho suddenly yelled. His little paws flailing all around.
“What the fuck are you excited about?” Onew looked around.
“Go Jong Go! Cannonball!” Minho cheered as he clapped his paws together. To Onews horror the ginormous dinosaur bent over as if to jump in to the pool. His ass was bigger than the whole god damn pool!
“NOOOOOO!” Onew panicked and kicked to get out of Shos arms.
“Shh. Everything is ok.” Sho soothed.
“NOooooooo! Its not! Its not! Let me go!” Onew screamed.
“Cannonball! Cannonball!” MInho began to do a small cheer dance.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO CANNONBALLS! NO JONG! STOP!” Onew began to suffocate as Sho pressed him more in to his fur. Jong pushed off his legs and went flying in to the air.
“NO! NO! NOOOO! “ Onew watched the over grown reptile fly through the air.
“Oh fuck my life.” Onew mumbled.
“Rawwwrr!” Jong the T-Rex yelled as he hit the water. A tsunami arose and washed over all the animals at the community pool.
Onew the bunny was left with a completely wet fur coat. pissed as hell.
“Ah how refreshing!” Minho cheered.
“Let. Me. The. Fuck. Go.” Onew the bunny kicked out of Sho’s arms. splash. Splash. Splash. Onew couldn’t even hop to his full potential. He hopped right over to Jong who sat in a now empty pool.
“You asshole! What the hell is your problem!” the evil bunny pointed at the dumbfound dino.
“Rawr?” Jong asked.
“What the fuck do you mean what? You got me all wet you fat ass!”
“Rawr Rawr!” Jong argued.
“Oh screw you! I will kick your ass!” Onew jumped closer to the T-rex. Jong flinched.
“Does he realize he is a small bunny?” Nino the fox asked Key the leopard.
“Oh no he is not a bunny! He is an annoying fuzz ball!”
“Who the hell you calling fuzz ball pussy! Shut the fuck up! And you, you huge ass scaley dumb prick! I am gonna kick your ASS!” Onew began to hop toward the scared T-rex. He was close to reaching him, when a paw swiped him up. And he was stuffed into Taemin the kangaroo’s pouch.
“What the fuck! Oh now your done? Oh probably cuz there is no more water in the pool!” Onew threw an accusing look at Jong.
“C’mon Evil Bunny! We go to your Evil Bunny layer!” Taemin smiled.
“it’s a bunny hole you prick! And I am not evil!” Onew screams.
“Shut up fuzz ball!” Key growled.
“I --will--get--- you---fuckers---later---Taemin stop jumping would you? Cant you just walk your ass?” Onew complained.
Everyone let out deep sighs as Onew’s screaming faded into the distance.
“Bye Evil Bunny! See you later!” Minho excitedly waved.
“Bye Minho!” Onew yelled happily back
“What the fuck?” everyone said.
“He likeeeees meee!” Minho clapped.
Another day with the Evil Bunny done.
